Besides being an amazing barbecue guy (a self-imposed honor), I can make a pretty mean breakfast. No one in my family seems to think that I can cook, but when it comes to hunger survival, I’m a really fast learner. I mean, how hard can making breakfast be? Everything I need to know, I learned from TV.<\/p>\n
Not cooking shows, mind you, but from sitcoms and such. For instance, I learned to make really good bacon by watching Gomer Pyle, USMC. <\/I>I think Gomer had to make breakfast for the general, and he used some cooking skills he probably learned from Aunt Bea in Mayberry from the Andy Griffith Show<\/I>.<\/p>\n
The secret to making bacon, according to Gomer, was to sprinkle a little brown sugar on it midway through frying. That little tidbit led me to sprinkle a bit of brown sugar and ground clove when frying SPAM. Believe it or not, it ends up tasting like baked ham.<\/p>\n
From The Courtship of Eddie’s Father<\/I>, I learned how to make a bachelor “everything” omelet.<\/p>\n
You simply take any leftovers or ingredients you have from your refrigerator and fold them into an egg omelet. Doing that can make you look like a seasoned cook.<\/p>\n
Unless your name is Ron Nagasawa, that is. The other morning I decided to concoct my famous omelet. I ransacked our fridge, and anything that looked savory went into it.<\/p>\n
I insisted that my wife and daughter partake in the glorious meal. They did reluctantly, and ended up rejecting my cooking by spitting it out. Insulted, I started shoveling spoonfuls into my mouth. It was terrible, but I couldn’t give in, so I finished eating the entire omelet myself, remarking on how great it tasted.<\/p>\n
That’s when my mom wandered into the kitchen and, when looking into the refrigerator, said, “I want to feed Buddy. What happened to his leftover dog food that I had in the cereal bowl covered with Saran Wrap?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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