It’s funny how far a little bit of knowledge and wisdom can take you. As a veterinarian, I see countless individuals making poor choices and I often wonder: Was I like that? A quick moment to reflect, and soon I recall the long list of “what was I thinking?” moments. The list is more extensive than I’d like to admit.<\/p>\n
I suddenly feel compelled to share one of these not-so-proud moments in my life. Sit back and shake your head as I do when I look back at my foolishness.<\/p>\n
It was a warm summer’s day in Colorado Springs circa 1993. I was busy studying for organic chemistry, which was a prerequisite to getting into veterinary medical school. Suddenly, I heard barking outside and rushed to see what my furry family members were excited about.<\/p>\n
“Tara, Keoni, what’s the matter?” I asked. Tara and Keoni were my Klee Kais. Klee Kai is a new breed — basically it is like a miniature husky.<\/p>\n
As I looked around, all I could see was a little old lady about half a block away.<\/p>\n
“It’s OK, kids,” I said. “It’s just someone crossing the street.”<\/p>\n
Returning to my studies, I took out the 3-D molecular models that were supposed to help me conceptualize the theories that eluded my comprehension. A few minutes later, my dogs started to bark again.<\/p>\n
This time it was a skateboarder. Next up was a woman pushing a baby carriage, and the list went on.<\/p>\n
Instead of studying that afternoon, I think I got a great workout running from my house to the yard over and over again.<\/p>\n
After weeks of these shenanigans, I realized that I needed some help. A friend recommended spraying Tara and Keoni with a water bottle whenever they barked. I tried it, to no avail. In fact, Tara started opening her mouth to catch the spray. I think she thought I was offering her a watery treat.<\/p>\n
Another friend told me to add some lemon juice to the water when I sprayed them. It was worth a try. As soon as I sprayed my “malfunctioning security alarm,” the barking ceased.<\/p>\n
Eureka! It worked.<\/p>\n
A few days later, I tackled organic chemistry once again, but this time I felt confident that my lemon water silencer would offer me peace and quiet.<\/p>\n
Right on cue, Tara and Keoni started to bark at a passerby. Armed and dangerous, I rushed outside and shouted “Tara, Keoni, shush.” As they ignored my admonishing glare and harsh tone, I reached for my silencer and sprayed at will. Suddenly, a gust of wind whipped up and diverted my spray from reaching its target. In fact, the wind was so strong that it forced the lemony water directly at me.<\/p>\n
A few seconds later I dropped to my knees with hands over my face. Ouch! The lemon water stung my eyes causing them to tear. I rushed to the garden hose and flushed repeatedly. Sensing my pain, Tara and Keoni started to lick me as a feeling of guilt started to creep in. I immediately threw the water bottle away.<\/p>\n
The next day I called my friend and told him what happened. He laughed. I laughed. Lesson learned.<\/p>\n
What in the world was I thinking?<\/p>\n
Dr. John Kaya is director of the Windward Community College veterinary technician program and associate veterinarian for VCA University Animal Hospital.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" It’s funny how far a little bit of knowledge and wisdom can take you. As a veterinarian, I see countless..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[63],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-wild-side"],"yoast_head":"\n